Funny Black People Jokes

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                                          Funny Black People Jokes

Black people jokes are sometimes considered as racist. As a black man, I have a couple of white friends I personally make jokes about. Listening to racist jokes does not make you a racist. I enjoy and listen to black jokes from my white friends especially when they call me ugly, lazy and unintelligent. Being a victim of black jokes, I have compiled a list of some of the latest funny black people jokes in this article.

Warning: This article is intended for entertainment purpose and does not discriminate against any race. The writer of this article is a black man himself.  We do not accept any liability or distress caused by misuse of our contents.

Funny Black People Jokes

Here is a list of all the latest funny black people jokes:

How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.

You are so black you went to night school and got marked absent

You are so black that God said shit I burned one

You are so black every time you get in a car the check oil light comes on

You are so black if you sat in a jacuzzi the water turned into coffee

You are so black that lightening bugs follow you in the daytime

 You are so black you bleed smoke

You are so black you drink water and pees coffee.

 You are so black, you could show up naked to a funeral.

You are so black, you ass looks like two tires.

You are so black I shot you and the bullets came back with flashlights saying "I can't find the bitch"

You are so black you blood type is burnt

You are so black, when you put on yellow lipstick, you look like a cheese burger.

You are so black, you can leave fingerprints on charcoal. You are so black when you eat chocolate cake you have to put white gloves on.

You are so black, you look like a picture of outer-space with no stars.

You are so black, when you go outside the street lights turn on.

You are is so black, when you wrap you in plastic you look like soy sauce.

You are so black, you got you tattoo done in chalk.

You are so black you got a PHD in Hide-N-Seek your momma is so black when you turned to the dark side the sith became jedis

You are so black, tarcoal is made of you sweat.

You are so black that when you were born, they had to look for you with a torch

You are so black, when God made you, he said "Damn I burnt one"

 You are so black your refrigerator only has KFC, malt liquor, and Tahitian Treat

You are so black you can’t see when shit comes out of you crack.

You are so black you put night out of business.

You are so black that the cctv cameras went to night mode as soon as it saw you during the day.

 You are so black you have to use coffee grounds as makeup

You are so black you blend in with the chalkboard

Your mama so black and ugly when you walk by an automated toilet it fluyous

You are so black and ugly when you looked in the mirror you said "Holy Shit"

You are so black people think you ARE batman

 You are so black you walked into a restaurant wearing a black shirt, The manager said no shoes, no shirt, no service.

You so black that your dad doesn't buy shoe polish

You are so black that you literally spit rhymes.

You are so black; nobody knows when you begin and you shadow ends.

You are so black; you make Darth Vader look like he needs a tan!

You are so fat and black, Matthew McConaughey went interstellar on your ass

You are so black when you got out the car the oil light came on

You are so black, if you had a red light, you'd be a beeper.

You are so black you could pull you lips over your head and turn them into a beanie

You are so black; you nickname is blacker because nothing is blacker than You are.

You are so black, you were riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows.

 You are so black and old you refuse to take aspirin, because you're tired of picking cotton

You are so Black you look like a satellite picture of North Korea at night.

 You are so black, Batman uses you as a backup cape.

You are so black and dumb, you got diarrhea and told the doctor you were melting.

You are is so black, that you do not even need a shadow!

You are & daddy so black the dark side of the moon got jealous

You are so black, when you spit, ink comes out your mouth.

You are and daddy so black that your family pictures look like ultrasounds

You are is so black, when you drink milk, you can see it going down your throat

You are is so fat and black when you go swimming the coast guard thinks you are an oil spill.

You are so black when the police shot at you the bullets came back for flashlights

You are so black when you go swimming it looks like an oil spill.

You are so black you breastfeed chocolate milk You are so black, little kids think you're the world biggest brownie.

You are so black, Batman had to call himself the white knight.

You are is so black when you jumped into the pool the pool said sorry i don't drink coke

You are so black and your teeth are so yellow, when you were crossing the road at night the only way you could see you was when you smiled.

You are so black, when you come outside, I get free nights and weekends

You are so black; I clicked on you profile pic and thought my phone died.

 You are so black, we were walking and you stepped on the black asphalt and I was like "Wow where did you go?"

You are So black, you were born with bad credit.

You are so black and fat your nickname is ‘Special Dark’

 You are so poor and black when you come home the roaches sing "We are family"

 You are is so black when you broke your leg and got crutches they called you shit on a stick

You are so black when you lay in the street you look like a skid mark

You are so black and diabetic you pee chocolate milk and shits award winning brownies.

You are so fat and black, you look like a burnt marshmallow.

You are so black that the moon has to follow you at night

You are so black that when my phones dead I see you profile picture.

You are is so black that when you skydived at night and you parachute failed, nobody noticed.

You are so black, when you went to night school you got marked absent!

You are so black, if they put you in a bottle, you’d be a Pepsi

You are so black if you had a red light, you'd be a beeper.

You are so black when you jumped up it was night

You are so black we use a flash light to see you at night

You are so black that when you went to a funeral butt naked and everyone thought you were properly dressed.

You are so black that you got in the hot-tub and made coffee!

You are so white that you got in the hot-tub and made creamer!

 You are so fat and black that when you go to the beach people yell "Free willy!"

You are is so black on the beach they call you an oil spill You are so black.

yo daddy decided to use you as charcoal for the fire

You are so black that when God said let there be light you were out of town.

You are is so black you look like a giant candy bar

You are so black, when you went to space the milky way became coca cola.

 You are so black that when I clicked on you profile pic, I thought my phone battery died

You are so black, fat, and hairy you had sex with a white boy and gave birth to a panda bear.

You are so black; I can see your eyes floating at night.

You are so black, when you walked around the city you invented the word "blackout" and it’s still used to this day.

You are so black, everything you says is full of shit You are so black you nickname was and is midnight Your momma so black that all you see is your teeth at night.

You are so black you shadow was laid-off.

You are so black, when God said, "Let there be light!" He had to turn to you and say, "Ahem! I said let there be light...? That means you gotta leave."

You are so black when you were born you parents said 'oh shit happened' Your momma so black... You have to turn tricks on sunny days only!

You are is so black they shredded you and put you in a Crayola box with the whites and Mexicans

You are so black that your favorite dinosaur is a Tri-scared-a-cops

You are so fat, black and diabetic, your tears are made of nutella.

You are so fat and black when you jumped into the ocean, they accused BP of anotyou oil spill. 

You are so black you are the reason kids are afraid of the dark.

You are so black you write with your fingers.

You are so black; you always win at laser tag because the otyou lasers can’t find you.

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