40+ Yo Mama So Hot Jokes

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Are you looking for the most latest Yo mama so hot funny insults? You have come to the right place. In this article, we have compiled a list of some of the newest yo mama so hot jokes for you.

Before we begin, it is important you know that none of the jokes is about your beloved and sweet mother. The article is strictly for entertainment purpose. We have also compiled other yo mama jokes at the later part of the article.

1. Yo mama so hot she makes the devil sweat

2. Yo mama so hot, she made Mr. Peanut nut

3. Yo mama so hot even blind people flirt with her

4. Yo mama so hot, her breast milk was HOT CHOCOLATE

5. Yo mama so hot, she made a blind man nut.

6.Yo mama so hot, Mexicans use her as a spice

7. Yo mama so hot, when she played Cuphead, his freaking head steams

8. Yo mama so hot, the Frosted flakes tiger shouted, "Girl, you look grrrreeeaaattt!"

9. Yo mama so hot, I can't even look at her cause she burns my eyes

10. Yo mama so hot, she doesn't need a ticket to fly abroad

11. Yo mama so hot, when she went into the ocean, it turned into a hot tub

12. Yo mama so hot, she welds using her hand

13. Yo mama so hot she's the reason the skyscraper from skyscraper caught on fire

14. Yo mama so hot, when Marshmallo saw her, his head got toasted

15. Yo mama so hot, when she climbed Mount Everest, the whole mountain melted.

16. Yo mama so hot, she made mountain dew become volcano dew

17. Yo mama so hot, when she went into the ocean, the water in the ocean evaporated.

18. Yo mama so she doesn't need fire for a hot air balloon 

19. Yo mama so hot, everyone thinks her Instagram is Photoshopped

20. Yo mama so hot, when she dies and went to heaven, it turned into hell

21. Yo mama so hot I can't even look at her because she burns my eyes

22. Yo momma so hot Satan wets his panties just by looking at her

23. Yo mama so hot she doesn't need to pass gas discretely

24. Yo mama so hot she makes the rockets in my pant blasts off!

25. Yo mama so hot she's banned from National Park because she's the leading cause of wild fires

26. Yo momma so hot she doesn't know what it's like to pay for anything

27. Yo mama so hot, she doesn't need any sugar in bee coffee cause she's got a pretty sweet ass.

28. Yo mama so hot all the neighborhood boys bought her yoga pants for Christmas

29. Yo mama so hot even the devil wets his panties.

30. Yo mama so hot she can fart in my mouth and I'd hold it like a bong hit

31. Yo mama so hot, the entire football team wants to double team her.

32. Yo mama so hot I can't even look at her because she burns my eyes

33. Yo mama so hot, she makes jalapenos cry

34. Yo mama so hot, her bone structure is giving my "bone" structure

35. Yo mama so hot, she's like a dictionary and I want to blow my mind

36. Yo mama so hot, when God made her the other angels got jealous

37. Yo mama so hot she makes the sun melt!

38. Yo mama so hot everyone wants to know the name of her plastic surgeon

39. Yo mama so hot, when your Daddy called the fireman, they couldn't put her off

40.Your mama so hot she's the reason all your friends are Eskimo brother

41. Your mama so hot she's giving me a headache

42. Yo mama so hot, yo Dad got third degree burns when they tried to smash

43. Yo momma so hot, even the pastor said she's "some of the Lord's beat works"

44. Yo mama so hot, that you must have been the luckiest son alive

45. Yo mama so hot, aliens stopped destroying the earth because of her

46. Your mama so hot, everyone thinks she did plastic surgery 

   Other Yo Mama Jokes

1. Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals"

2. Yo mama so fat, when God said, " let there be lights," he asked your mama to move out of the way

3. Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

4. Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction go another direction

5. Yo mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was in the other side

6. Yo mama so stupid, she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I got the power"

7. Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need the internet, because she's already worldwide.

8. Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops

9. Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

10. Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a park car

11. Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued"

12. Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to conclusion

13. Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth

14. Yo mama so ugly, she made a blind kid cry

15. Yo mama so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

16. Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down

17. Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her

18. Yo mama so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license

19. Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday

20. Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone 

21. Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing

22. Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to measure how long she slept

23. Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow rain coat, people yell "Taxi"

24. Yo mama so far, when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous

If there is/are any yo mama jokes you wish to update us with, you can drop it in the comments section.

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