Do you want to roast your short friends? If yes, you are at the right place. Today, we have compiled a list of some of the latest roasts for short people for you in this article.
You can pick any one of the roasts for short people and use it when necessary. We have updated the page with all the latest short people roasts. When you are planning on roasting your short friend, it's perfectly acceptable to wing it … for a time
Roasts for Short People
1. You are so short, your feet don't reach the ground when you sit down
2. People tend to hug your head than your body because your are too short
3. Sweaters and shirts go down your knees because your are too short
4. You're really short, you look like you are 12, are you a midget? Do you even grow?
5.You are so short that 9 year olds walk up to you and say "I'm almost as tall as you"
6. When you walk with people in a crowd, you have to hold on to a piece of them so you don't get lost
7. You're so short, when it rains you are always the last person to know
8. You're so short, you will need a ladder to reach manhood
9. You are so short you can bungee jump off a curb
10. You're so short, you'll need a ladder to kiss your bride
11. You're so short that when you sit down down on the sidewalk your feet dangle
12. You're so short that you hear your ancestors talking because your close to the ground
13. You so short, you can hear ants gossiping
14. You are so short that you can be drown by heavy rain
15. Your so short that when you fall, no one notices
16. You're so short, you can play handball on the curb
17. You should smoke weed, it will make you high
18. You're so short that you will have to stand on a chair to reach puberty
19. You're so short that when you come down from the stairs it looks like skydiving for you.
20. You are so short that when you sneeze your head hits the ground
21. You could sweep under your bed while standing
22. Why do short people have a hard time raising family? Because they struggle to put food on the table
23. You're so short, the water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you
24. Yo momma so short she could ride a Doberman as a pony
25. You can do backflips under your bed
26. Must be tough needing a step stool to kiss your wife good bye each day
27. You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old
28. You're so short, you could do backflip under your bed
29. Short person: How's the weather up there?
Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there
30. You are the eighth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about
31. You're so short when you get your driver's license your feet were in it.
32. You're so short, you don't know whether you have a headache or footache
33. You're so short, if you pulled your shocks up you'd be blind
34. Everyone knows it's easy to bury midgets. All you need to do is to find the correct shoe box
35. You are literally a definition of down-to-earth
36. You are so short, you do not have to bend to tie your shoelaces
37. Why can't you not get depressed? Midgets are always looking up
38. Why did you fall asleep in your harness and helmet? Because you're tired from climbing into bed
39. How do you shoot a bow and arrow? With a rubber bad and a toothpick
40. You're so short that you think the people on the wedding cake are the actual bride and groom
41. Why did you drop out of college? Because you could not reach higher education
42. Let us go. I will give you a ride. Hop into my pocket
43. Be careful; the little guy might jump and punch you in the knee
44. You're so short, when you sneeze, your head hits the ground
45. Why do you always have food in your teeth? Because you cannot pick up a toothpick
46. You are constantly thirsty because you can't reach the drinking fountain
47. Why are short people so good at picking up girls? Because they are amazing at small talks
48. What do you call it when a short person waves at you? Microwave
49. You're so short, you have to quit your job at the butchers because the steaks were too high
50. Why did you get fired from your job at the restaurant? Because the authorities found out you were being paid under the table
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