Will Short People Go to Heaven? Funny Jokes

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                                     Will Short People Go to Heaven? Funny Jokes

Will short people go to heaven? This is one of the funniest questions most people have been asking. If you are short, I think you might have come across this joke about you. In this article, we have compiled a list of jokes about short people, and the reasons short people will not go to heaven. Enjoy!

 What height is considered short?

Male

Very short: Below 5'3 or 160cm

Short: Between 5'7 and 5'7

Average: Between 5'7 and 5'11

Tall: Between 5'11 - 6'3 (180 - 190cm)

Very tall: 6.3 or 190cm and above

Female

Very short: Between 4'6 - 4'8

Short: Between 4'8 - 4'10

Average: Between 5'2 - 5'4

Tall: Between 5'6 - 5'10

Very tall: From 5'11 and above

Note: What is considered as short depends on many factors. There is no perfect or objective way to establish a short height threshold. 

For instance, the average height in the U.S is 168.3cm whiles that of India is  158.5cm

In this article we have compiled a list of jokes about short people that might give you giggles.

Will short people go to Heaven?

The simple answer is No. Short people will not go to heaven. Short people can't see the gate to heaven and therefore will not go to heaven.

Short people cannot reach the door's knob to open the gate to heaven. Therefore short people will not go to heaven.

Funny Reasons Short People Will Not Go to Heaven

Short people are the reason kids clothes are expensive

Short people have no friends, even if they are cute, funny, sweet and smart

Short people and their anger issues is like 5&6. When they are angry, you see them vibrating like Motorola.

Short people will not go to heaven because when they smoke weed, they don't get high, they get medium.

Short people are just tall people who are short

When short people walk up the stairs, they get someone's ass in their face

Short people will not go to heaven because when they open their umbrella, they look like mushrooms

Short people are usually attractive due to their short legs and long body

Short people argue a lot, because they are not tall enough to see the point

Nothing makes a short person happier than seeing someone shorter than them

When short people enter the pool, and hit the 5ft zone they immediately begin to drown.

Short people are the reason why heels are expensive

Short people wash their clothes and wait for their partners to come from work to hang them on the line

Short people that sit close to the steering wheel are the most likely to be killed by an air bag

Short people can hear ants gossiping

Short people are like half the size of a normal person. They can only be half right.

Dating two short people is not cheating. Let's do the calculation. ½ + ½ = 1

Other reasons short people will not go to heaven

Short people argue a lot because they fail to see the point

Short people stop normal people from being lit, and therefore will not go to heaven

Short people are so moody because they don't have as much room to to push down their emotions

Short people sleep longer than tall people because they think they can still grow tall

When short people go to a restaurant for a date, they are handed children's coloring book and crayons by the waitress

There is absolutely no correct way of talking to short people. Therefore short people will not go to heaven

Short people will not go to heaven because when you fight them, they gather stones from the ground very fast.

Short people are mostly rich, and according to the Christian Bible, the live for money is the root of all evil. Therefore short people like evil and will not go to heaven

Short people are dominating the world faster than normal people

Life is short, so are short people legs games

Short people do not forgive easily and therefore will not go to heaven

Short people punch you in the balls when you piss them off

Short people need a stepladder to punch people in the face

Short people do not sit on the chair correctly

10 Perks of Being Short

Most people are taller than you

Short ladies can wear heels without being tall

Short people look younger than they really are

Short people are always adorable

Hair to height ratio makes your hair look 10× longer

Tall guys prefer short girls

Conclusion

In summary, short people will not go to heaven because of the above reasons. If you have other reasons short people will not go to heaven, you can leave your comments in the comment section. 

DISCLAIMER: This article is intended for entertainment purpose and does not undermine any short person. We do not accept any liability or distress caused by misuse of our contents.

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