Will short people go to heaven? This is one of the funniest questions most people have been asking. If you are short, I think you might have come across this joke about you. In this article, we have compiled a list of jokes about short people, and the reasons short people will not go to heaven. Enjoy!
What height is considered short?
Male
Very short: Below 5'3 or 160cm
Short: Between 5'7 and 5'7
Average: Between 5'7 and 5'11
Tall: Between 5'11 - 6'3 (180 - 190cm)
Very tall: 6.3 or 190cm and above
Female
Very short: Between 4'6 - 4'8
Short: Between 4'8 - 4'10
Average: Between 5'2 - 5'4
Tall: Between 5'6 - 5'10
Very tall: From 5'11 and above
Note: What is considered as short depends on many factors. There is no perfect or objective way to establish a short height threshold.
For instance, the average height in the U.S is 168.3cm whiles that of India is 158.5cm
In this article we have compiled a list of jokes about short people that might give you giggles.
Will short people go to Heaven?
The simple answer is No. Short people will not go to heaven. Short people can't see the gate to heaven and therefore will not go to heaven.
Short people cannot reach the door's knob to open the gate to heaven. Therefore short people will not go to heaven.
Funny Reasons Short People Will Not Go to Heaven
Short people are the reason kids clothes are expensive
Short people have no friends, even if they are cute, funny, sweet and smart
Short people and their anger issues is like 5&6. When they are angry, you see them vibrating like Motorola.
Short people will not go to heaven because when they smoke weed, they don't get high, they get medium.
Short people are just tall people who are short
When short people walk up the stairs, they get someone's ass in their face
Short people will not go to heaven because when they open their umbrella, they look like mushrooms
Short people are usually attractive due to their short legs and long body
Short people argue a lot, because they are not tall enough to see the point
Nothing makes a short person happier than seeing someone shorter than them
When short people enter the pool, and hit the 5ft zone they immediately begin to drown.
Short people are the reason why heels are expensive
Short people wash their clothes and wait for their partners to come from work to hang them on the line
Short people that sit close to the steering wheel are the most likely to be killed by an air bag
Short people can hear ants gossiping
Short people are like half the size of a normal person. They can only be half right.
Dating two short people is not cheating. Let's do the calculation. ½ + ½ = 1
Other reasons short people will not go to heaven
Short people argue a lot because they fail to see the point
Short people stop normal people from being lit, and therefore will not go to heaven
Short people are so moody because they don't have as much room to to push down their emotions
Short people sleep longer than tall people because they think they can still grow tall
When short people go to a restaurant for a date, they are handed children's coloring book and crayons by the waitress
There is absolutely no correct way of talking to short people. Therefore short people will not go to heaven
Short people will not go to heaven because when you fight them, they gather stones from the ground very fast.
Short people are mostly rich, and according to the Christian Bible, the live for money is the root of all evil. Therefore short people like evil and will not go to heaven
Short people are dominating the world faster than normal people
Life is short, so are short people legs games
Short people do not forgive easily and therefore will not go to heaven
Short people punch you in the balls when you piss them off
Short people need a stepladder to punch people in the face
Short people do not sit on the chair correctly
10 Perks of Being Short
Most people are taller than you
Short ladies can wear heels without being tall
Short people look younger than they really are
Short people are always adorable
Hair to height ratio makes your hair look 10× longer
Tall guys prefer short girls
Conclusion
In summary, short people will not go to heaven because of the above reasons. If you have other reasons short people will not go to heaven, you can leave your comments in the comment section.
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