20+ Funny Midget Jokes


                                            20+ Funny Midget Jokes

Funny midget Jokes is a collection of funny jokes and roasts for short (midget) people. These jokes are rib cracking that even short or midget people laugh their ass out.  

In this article, we have compiled a list of funny midget jokes for you. It is important to note that these are just for fun and not to hurt anyone.

Here are roasts and jokes about midgets:

1. What's the difference between you and a dwarf?   Very little

2. Why are midgets so good at picking up girls?       Because they are amazing at small talks

3. What do you call it when a midget waves at you?     A microwave

4. Did you realize that dwarfism is a growing problem around the world?

5. Where do midgets like to go surfing?                                On microwaves.

6. Why did the midget have to quit his job at the butchers?  The steaks were too high.

7. Why did the midget get fired from his job at the restaurant?                                                                                     The authorities found out he was being paid under the table.

8. Why did the dwarf get slapped by the lady?                   He told her "I love the smell of your hair"

9. Always, and I mean always listen to a midget opinion.                                                                                    They always know what's up.

10. What do you call a midget mother?   Minimum 

11. What do you call a chubby midget?                                   Low fat

12. Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?                   Because he is too short to be an ese.

13. What do you call a midget from Mexico?                            A minican

14. Why do midgets make terrible parents?                         Because they struggle to put food on the table.

15. Why can I see the guy's feet in his passport photo?                                                                                 He is a midget

16. Did you hear about the midget first last night?              It was a short fight

17. Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer?                                                                             The grass tickles their balls

18. What did the midget say when you asked him for the dollar                                                                         ''Sorry, I'm a little short"

19. What do you call a poor midget?                                        Short changed

20. Why shouldn't you hire a midget chef?                            The steaks are too high

21. You're so small that when it rains you're always the last person to know 

22. What bank do midgets use?                                               The Piggy Bank

23. Why can't midgets rob a gas station?                                Because they can't reach the counter

24. What do you call a chubby midget?                                    Low fat

25. Why don't people ask midgets for favors?  Because they have short term memories

26. What do you call a midget who gets angry?                  Short temper.

Funny Short People Insults

1. Short person: How's the weather up there?                                                                                                Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there

2. You are the eighth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about

3. You're so short when you get your driver's license your feet were in it.

4. You're so short, you don't know whether you have a headache or footache 

5. You're so short, if you pulled your shocks up you'd be blind

.6 Everyone knows it's easy to bury midgets. All you need to do is to find the correct shoe box

7. You are literally a definition of down-to-earth

8. You are so short, you do not have to bend to tie your shoelaces

9. Why can't you not get depressed? Midgets are always looking up

10. Why did you fall asleep in your harness and helmet? Because you're tired from climbing into bed

11. How do you shoot a bow and arrow? With a rubber bad and a toothpick

12. You're so short that you think the people on the wedding cake are the actual bride and groom

13. Why did you drop out of college? Because you could not reach higher education

14. Let us go. I will give you a ride. Hop into my pocket

15. Be careful; the little guy might jump and punch you in the knee

16. You're so short, when you sneeze, your head hits the ground

17. Why do you always have food in your teeth? Because you cannot pick up a toothpick

18. You are constantly thirsty because you can't reach the drinking fountain

19. Why are short people so good at picking up girls? Because they are amazing at small talks

20. What do you call it when a short person waves at you? Microwave

21. You're so short, you have to quit your job at the butchers because the steaks were too high

22. Why did you get fired from your job at the restaurant? Because the authorities found out you were being paid under the table

Hope you liked these funny midgets jokes? If there are other jokes you want to update us, you can drop them in the comments section below.

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