45 Roasts For Fat People

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                                             45 Roasts For Fat People


Looking for the best and newest roasts for fat people? You have come to the right place. In this article, we have compiled a list of most recent roasts for fat people.


People have found ways to make fat people jokes that will crack your ribs. These funny roasts are meant to create fun, and not to ridicule fat people. Surprisingly, even fat people find the roasts fun, and they join the laughter.


Roasts for fat people


Here are the most recent roasts for fat people.


1. You are so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door


2. You're so fat when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine


3. You're so fat when you went to space, there was no space left


4. I know five people, and you're three of them


5. Fat person: Does this dress make me fat?

     You: No, your fat makes you look fat


7. You're so fat you can't remember the last time you saw yourself in the mirror


8. I've been told that inside every fat, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?


9. You're so fat that when you do a handstand your stomach hits your face


10. You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC


11. There are more calories in your stomach than in the local market


12. You are so fat, when you wear 


13. You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream "taxi"

14. You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit

15. Looks like you traded your in your neck for an extra chin


16. You're so fat, you could sell shades


17. You're so fat that I can't tell your gender


18. You have enough fat to make another human


19. You look like a before picture


20. You're so fat, you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up

21. You're so fat, you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad


22. You're so fat a picture of you will fall of the wall


23. You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet


24. You're so fat that, you look like you were poured into your clothes and someone forgot to say "when"


25. You're so fat, your double chin has a double chin


26. People like you are the reason I work out


27. You're so fat, your shadow casts a shadow


28. I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?


29. You're so fat, you can't remember the last time you saw your belly button


30. You're so fat, when God said let there be light, he said get your fat ass out of the way.

31. Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already


32. You're so fat you will have gravity in space


33. Are you sure you will float? If you wanted a pool?


34. I see you taking die coke because it makes you feel better about weighing the same size as a whale


35. You're so fat, your mom must have thought she had twins


36. You're so fat, you have to do MRIs at the zoo


37. You're so fat, I bet you need a mob to put on lipstick


38. Yo mama so fat she takes a crane to work


39. You're so fat the only way to get your passport taken is if the camera is in panorama stairs


40.Thank you for taking 1% of the land mass


41. Yo Mama so fat, she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, "we don't do curtains"


42. You're so fat, your many double chin looks like you're staring at me over a pile of pancakes


43. You're so fat, when the family had their picture taken, you're the background


44. You're so fat, you could wrestle an elephant and come out on top.


45.You're so fat, when you fall you look like a pancake.


We hope you enjoy these funny roasts for fat people. Share this to your fat friends to make them laugh too. If you have any other roasts for fat people you wish to share with us, leave it in the comments section.


DISCLAIMER: The content published above is intended as humor only. We accept no liability for any distress or whatever caused by misuse of this content.


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  1. Yeah these are some good ass roast that make sense

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  2. I'm gonna say some of them best roast I seen

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